February 2012
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Everytime I listen to Skyscraper by Demi Lovato I...
I can relate to this song so much it’s scary.
My boyfriend is a fatass.
That is all.
Off to school! Then I must live at the library...
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I hate being a woman.
I really really want to sell my uterus on the black market. I don’t want it. I’m still up for the lollipop. This is hell and a half. Cramps out the wahoo. I want chocolate! and Fro Yo! I need a cuddle! And this bloody paper! Good lord! Why can’t it just write itself? And the acne, OMG! horrible! I’m going to do Turbo Jam Cardio Party, get rid of this feeling of crappy...
spidersona asked: Oh my gosh your hair is the BEST THING. Can we trade? I get your lucious locks and you get my thin, flat, dirtyblonde white girl hair?
To prove my mother wrong: Reblog this if you're...
wtfsofunny:
Me & Josh Hutcherson.
Josh: I don't have a girlfriend. I'm single.
Me: I volunteer as tribute.
Moxie's Brownie... *drool*
Omeed said that I should do some yoga. when I complained about not wanting to contort myself into the poses I usually do, he said I should come over and we’ll do some yoga together. *If you know what I’m saying*
He is a tempting beast and I will hate him until I see him next… as long as he takes me to Moxie’s and buys me that White chocolate Brownie they have. NOM. He is a...
He wants in the pants... But I'd rather eat right...
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venenatis replied to your post: LOL one of the ushers at my church came up to me today
She treated your hair like a pet! People are weird. lol
I know LOL then she said “Oh it’s SOMEWHAT soft. “If that didn’t deserve a slap, I don’ know what does. She’s lucky I was feeling the holy ghost move in that place.
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LOL one of the ushers at my church came up to me...
And said that she’d never seen my hair out in the time that I’ve attended their church (only like 3 months now). I know for a fact that I’m the only girl my age with completely natural hair. She then proceeded to ask if it was soft and reached out to grab a piece of my hair. -____-’ Really?
I don’t know how I kept myself from slapping her hand away and yanking her...
Anonymous asked: Hi! What is Marlon's tinychat & does he still use it?
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I constantly need to pee like a pregnant lady......
the father is not going to be pleased -___-‘
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collegebound19 replied to your post: collegebound19 replied to your post: I just wanted…
Haha! :) I’m Ty by the way!
It’s nice to finally meet you Ty :)
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taaasha replied to your post: I just wanted to say
Your nicer on here then you are in real life that’s fer sure ;) jk i love you! but seriously…
PFFTTT, I’m nice all the time! xD
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collegebound19 replied to your post: I just wanted to say
Sup Joey!
HIIII!!! not so lonely anymore!!! *does jig that scares away others*
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I just wanted to say
Hi to all my new followers (most of which are fitblrs! =D) This is my personal, random thoughts and impulses blog. I’m Joey (obviously), I’m 19 and in university. I’m sarcastic and it tends to come across as self-depreciating, but really, I’m a huge narcissist. I even married myself on Tumblr a few months ago. lol
Anyway, welcome! don’t be afraid to put something in...
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